aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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brokendildo:

drakefanclub:

i don’t know what to say

I have never been more uncomfortable in my life

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lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

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majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via gnarly)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring