laugh-addict:

when people send you emojis but you have an android 

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

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pimpeta-slap:

If a post only has 50 notes, chances are I’ll ignore it.
If it has 5000 noted I’ll probably reblog and type out “OMF IM SO LAFF RIHG NOE”

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deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

  • TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
  • YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
  • NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

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morristibbs:

happy birthday to me

morristibbs:

happy birthday to me

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

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common0courtesy:

I get what i want

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